bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

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bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*

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daddy-irish:

foodffs:

S’mores Bars

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Words do not properly describe the level of want and need I have for this…

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daddy-irish:

foodffs:

S’mores Bars

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Words do not properly describe the level of want and need I have for this…

(via littlefairynymphet)

mydragonatemyhomework:

You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay

You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay

You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment and that is okay

You are asexual and don’t like sex? That’s your sexuality, embrace it, that is okay

But you know what isn’t okay? Shaming people for their sex lives, that is not okay.

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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fishingboatproceeds:

The richest and most metaphorically resonant vine I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something!

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fishingboatproceeds:

The richest and most metaphorically resonant vine I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something!

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illustratographer:

gaywankmaterial:

joodanjyanaiyo:

illustratographer:

Hello summer. It’s been a while.

I want his body…. Can I just magically have it?

i want his mouth and ass on my dick… can i just magically have it?

You can order a male asian sex doll to my likeness. That’s the closest you’ll get

Why do guys act so entitled to other people’s bodies? We’re not exempt from rape culture just because I’m not a woman.

(via suckmydicknexttime)

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illustratographer:

gaywankmaterial:

joodanjyanaiyo:

illustratographer:

Hello summer. It’s been a while.

I want his body…. Can I just magically have it?

i want his mouth and ass on my dick… can i just magically have it?

You can order a male asian sex doll to my likeness. That’s the closest you’ll get

Why do guys act so entitled to other people’s bodies? We’re not exempt from rape culture just because I’m not a woman.

(via suckmydicknexttime)

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

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thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

(via suckmydicknexttime)